Classic Baseball Union

Yesterday in Baltimore, Colby Lewis started his day by giving up back-to-back-to-back homeruns against the Orioles. Ron “Cokehead” Washington stuck with him, however, and Lewis ended up with 12 strikeouts over 7 innings. Oh, and he also gave up two more bombs. The Rangers lost that game by a score of 6-5 but the amazing [...]

Galveston (AP) – In an off-season where the fans, players, and front office are having to lick their collective wounds, Galveston has released their list of superlatives a little bit early.  Although releasing the list this early is a bit unusual, the front office maintains that it has reason to do so.  General Manager T.B. [...]

What about intentionally walking the pitcher? I mean, why on earth would you ever want to intentionally walk a pitcher? That’s gotta break about five thousand cardinal rules of baseball. If you are one of the denizens of this league that think something so deplorable as issuing an intentional free pass to a lowely pitcher [...]

Galveston (AP) – The 2023 version of the Bayhawks is built to win a championship, fans and the team believe.  Along the way, fans will be able to watch a few of the fan favorites reach and eclipse personal milestones.  If winning baseball is not enough to entice fans to the games, these statistical pursuits [...]

Welcome to the inaugural edition of PotatoPeeler’s Completely Random Statistics. Now, I know what you’re thinking. Don’t we already have a weird statistics column? The answer is yes. We do. It’s called MrOpinion’s Statistical Dominion. So what’s the difference between this column and MrO’s column? Virtually nothing with the exception that this one is actually [...]

REDBANK (AP) – As promised, the Redbank Bandits held a press conference today.  Flanked by his right-hand man, team owner Mario Lemieux was the first to speak.  After the obligatory welcome statements, Lemieux announced, “I would like to introduce to everyone, the newly appointed President of Baseball Operations, DC Hepler.  DC will continue his duties [...]

Galveston (AP) – T.B. Diggity entered the winter meetings with a few ideas to improve his team. As the meetings concluded, Diggity has to feel good about what he accomplished, but there is some unfinished business. Among his list of needs/wants, a solid catcher with a decent bat had to top the list. With the [...]

Redbank (AP) – After three postponements and another two months of waiting, Redbank Bandits owner Mario Lemieux addressed the media today.  Much like the President of the United States, Lemieux’s “press secretary,” Bandits GM D.C. Hepler was first to take to the mahogany podium.  He began by welcoming everyone and then announced, “I apologize for [...]

04/11/2022 - Brooklyn Blue Sox: José Domínguez gets his 2000th career hit! 04/21/2022 - António León and Julián González both hit three home runs each against the Charlotte Webs, Leon going 3-6 with 7 RBI and 3 runs scored and Gonzalez going 4-4 with 6 RBI and 5 runs scored! 04/27/2022 - Tacoma Darners: José Padilla gets his 2500th career hit! 05/05/2022 - Brooklyn Blue Sox: Mike Miller notches his [...]

[b]Galveston (AP)[/b] – Months after allegations of improper conduct arose concerning Galveston owner Nick Thompson, the team is going through a much-needed change of ownership. The Classic Baseball Union is set to approve a sale of the franchise to former owner, Mike Litoris. The details of the sale have not been made public, but the [...]